Updates on The Lee Kehoe Weekly Challenge

So, as my task remains the same I have just been trying to subtly work up to a good encounter. I am not doing so well to be honest. Let me share some gems from last night:

Encounter 1:

I was completely minding my own business, avoiding eye contact with Manbeast 1 and having a general good time. Little did I know that I was about to be violated from behind with incredibly grotesque thrusting. In my attempts to sidle out of this situation I ended up becoming pinned against a wall. Manbeast 1, attempted to then pull probably one of the most romantic lines I have ever heard, "Wanna make out?"

"Yes! Dear God yes! I have been waiting my whole life, no wait, at least 3 whole lifetimes, to have you pin me up against a wall against my will and then suck my face. How did you ever guess?"

And even this comment was not clear enough apparently. I ended up having to do what I like to call the knee and push. I'm sure you can figure it out from there. Manbeast 1 continued to follow me around the rest of the evening dancing in more and more obscene ways. I was so glad to meet him. What a man.

Result Analysis:

Hmm. Manbeast 1 seems to confirm my beliefs. Highly interesting.

Encounter 2:

I went up to speak to Mr. Rugby after he called over with a nice smile. I thought to myself, oh my, I am about to have a good conversation! Joy, joy, joy! We actually did converse for a while: he told me all about his inability to commit to one woman and how he needs constant change and I nodded along but in my head I was really thinking that sounds like a policy to prevent hurt and to eliminate deep connections. But despite my intense desire to needle him, I just sweetly nodded along.

Anyhow, out of the blue he said, "Wow, you are so girly today. I have never seen you behave so much like a woman. What has happened? It is so different."

I said, "Hmm. I don't know, to the best of my knowledge, I have always been a girl, I am going to take this strange statement as a compliment."

"It's just so different. I just wanted to tell you that if you ever want a straight guy to bone you, I'm your man. In fact, right now, I can be your man."

"Oh em gee! I totally want that! What gave it away? Was it my womanly behavior?" I followed this up with a trip to the bathroom. I successfully avoided him the rest of the night.

Results Analysis:

Here's the thing, I would never meet a girl who would say anything like that to me in the course of a casual conversation. I am drawn to think this means something telling about the nature of man versus the nature of woman. Every encounter I have had of this variety has left me with evidence for my beliefs. But, of course, this only means I must continue on my quest for a pure man!